Oh Boy, Oh Boy, Oh Boy!

I am spending this week staining our deck.

Here is the way I see the project going:

Day 1: Clean
Day 2: Stain the railing
Day 3: Stain the stairs
Day 4: Stain the flat surfaces
Day 5: Rest

Here is the way it will actually go:

Day 1: Clean
Day 2: Stain 1/100th of the railings
Day 3: Call Jack and Judith save my ass/stain 1/100th more of the railing
Day 4: Jack and Judith come over and help me finish staining the deck
Day 5: Rest