Saturday, July 03, 2004
SUMMER SHTICK
(I made this brochure for Andrew and Judith for helping stain the deck. Lots of inside jokes.)
SUMMER SHTICK
CLEANING, STAINING, AND PAINTING DECKS (PLUS A WHOLE LOT OF SHTICK)
We are all about the Shtick!
IS SUMMER SHTICK RIGHT FOR YOU?
Thank you for considering
”Summer Shtick” for all you summer deck needs. When a job must be done, “Summer Shtick” will deliver.
1. We use quality Home Depot paint.
2. We guarantee Charlie will vastly under bid time and amount of paint or stain needed.
3. We have more Shticks than you can throw a stick at!
We can name every song on 92.5 in three notes or less!
BRUSH VS. SPRAY
There is no comparing a brushed look to a sprayed look. “Summer Shtick” refuses to spray – not enough paint sticks that way!
We each have our own sound! Judith: “OOOOOOOh”!, Andrew: “Uhhhh”! Charlie: “Godddd DDDDD”!
ONE COAT VS.TWO
“Summer Shtick” always, always does two coats. No matter how much we want to stop at one coat. We won’t.
We don’t spill (much)!
YOU ARE OUR PRIORITY
We take one job at a time and therefore finish one job at a time. (We treat each deck like our own!)
We won’t take off our shirts!
OTHER PERKS
· Lawyer-in-training on staff to answer any legal questions that may arise!
· Gardening tip given on request!
· Free Mathematics tutoring on request!
We sizzle like bacon! We don’t tan, we burn!
AT FEES YOU CAN AFFORD
YOU WILL get a great deal (remember Charlie underbids!). Plus you won’t have to spend you whole summer staining your deck! WE WILL!
If you want us to, we’ll wear religious t-shirts.
SATISFIED CUSTOMERS
· “’Summer Shtick’ was efficient, thorough, tidy (some what), and extremely cheap. I’d hire them again in 3-6 years!” (Sarah Cauthorn)
· “This is the best stain job that has ever been done on this deck! Thank you ‘Summer Shtick’” (Charlie Cauthorn)
CONTACT US!
Summer shtick wants YOUR business. Call us today to receive a free estimate.
Remember:
1. We are all about the shtick
2. We don’t know how to bid
3. We won’t take off our shirts
SUMMER SHTICK
CLEANING, STAINING, AND PAINTING DECKS (PLUS A WHOLE LOT OF SHTICK)
We are all about the Shtick!
IS SUMMER SHTICK RIGHT FOR YOU?
Thank you for considering
”Summer Shtick” for all you summer deck needs. When a job must be done, “Summer Shtick” will deliver.
1. We use quality Home Depot paint.
2. We guarantee Charlie will vastly under bid time and amount of paint or stain needed.
3. We have more Shticks than you can throw a stick at!
We can name every song on 92.5 in three notes or less!
BRUSH VS. SPRAY
There is no comparing a brushed look to a sprayed look. “Summer Shtick” refuses to spray – not enough paint sticks that way!
We each have our own sound! Judith: “OOOOOOOh”!, Andrew: “Uhhhh”! Charlie: “Godddd DDDDD”!
ONE COAT VS.TWO
“Summer Shtick” always, always does two coats. No matter how much we want to stop at one coat. We won’t.
We don’t spill (much)!
YOU ARE OUR PRIORITY
We take one job at a time and therefore finish one job at a time. (We treat each deck like our own!)
We won’t take off our shirts!
OTHER PERKS
· Lawyer-in-training on staff to answer any legal questions that may arise!
· Gardening tip given on request!
· Free Mathematics tutoring on request!
We sizzle like bacon! We don’t tan, we burn!
AT FEES YOU CAN AFFORD
YOU WILL get a great deal (remember Charlie underbids!). Plus you won’t have to spend you whole summer staining your deck! WE WILL!
If you want us to, we’ll wear religious t-shirts.
SATISFIED CUSTOMERS
· “’Summer Shtick’ was efficient, thorough, tidy (some what), and extremely cheap. I’d hire them again in 3-6 years!” (Sarah Cauthorn)
· “This is the best stain job that has ever been done on this deck! Thank you ‘Summer Shtick’” (Charlie Cauthorn)
CONTACT US!
Summer shtick wants YOUR business. Call us today to receive a free estimate.
Remember:
1. We are all about the shtick
2. We don’t know how to bid
3. We won’t take off our shirts
